Patrick Kane wants to know if the Stanley Cup ‘comes pre-filled with champagne, or...
When league officials informed him he would not be allowed to make "jungle juice" or "flaming Dr. Peppers" in the cup, Kane asked, "So do we have to stick with champagne and beer? I mean, Four Loko is okay, right?"
‘Depressed’ Kane only to take home 3 or 4 girls from the bar tonight
Saddened by his team's flat performance in Saturday's 4-1 playoff loss to the Red Wings, Patrick Kane claimed to be "super depressed" and predicted he'd probably only take home three or four girls from the bar later this evening.
Kane’s response to Lady Byng nomination: ‘Is she hot?’
"Is this Lady Byng chick hot?" asked Kane. "I didn't already hook up with her or something, did I?"
Chicago Blackhawks Bingo — Conference Semifinals Game 1
Play along as the Blackhawks take on the rival Red Wings in what NBC Sports will probably bill as the biggest grudge match since ever!
Red Wings taken by total surprise at winning first round of playoffs
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Coach Mike Babcock said of his team that meandered between the 9th and 10th spots in the conference before making the NHL tourney. “We backed into the playoffs and then got lucky enough to beat a hockey club that cares even less than we do.”
Hossa purposely avoids scoring third goal due to irrational fear of hats
"It's an odd case," said Hossa's physician Hubert Latro. "Throughout counseling he would wear a hat without issue. As soon as I threw a stack of hats onto the table he would shrivel up and shout 'bad hats, bad hats!' and nearly faint."
Blackhawks invite Susannah Collins back but only if she wants to wear something skimpy...
Less than a week after the public firing of Susannah Collins, the Blackhawks have tried to fix the PR mess they've created by inviting the former CSN host back for the "Shoot the Puck" contest during Thursday's playoff game against the Wild. There's just one caveat.
