Thousands roam Wrigleyville streets forgetting Hawks already won the Stanley Cup
Chicago police were taken by surprise on the night the seventh game of the 2013 Stanley Cup final was to be played when a crowd estimated at nearly 3,000 spilled out on to the streets of Wrigleyville.
Several Blackhawks still in running on America’s Got Talent
“This year, I discovered my ability to grow the beard of a 50-year-old lumberjack within minutes,” said Saad.
Hawks to have victory parade every day until Bears season starts
"Does this mean we'll be going bar hopping every day?" Hawks winger Patrick Kane asked. "[Teammate Jonathan] Toews says he only plans to get blitzed the day of the parade ... which means we could be in for a real party."
National Guard sent to Winnetka after most recent Hawks celebration outburst
In the latest incident, at least two recycling bins and a hanging plant were tossed into the parking lot of a building housing a hot yoga business.
Stanley Cup handlers hoping Chicago strip clubs have improved since 2010
"Worst gentlemen's clubs ever," said Pritchard. "And every night one horned-up player after another tried dragging us and the Cup out to these dumps. Either the girls were ugly and naked at places where you could get liquored up or kind of hot and mostly clothed at places that served only beer. What is this town all about anyway?"
Kane’s liver thinking about giving up prior to summer of championship celebrations
"The summer of 2010 was the absolute worst," said Kane's liver, referring to the Hawks' prior Stanley Cup summer of celebration. "Patrick drank like he had three of us."
Stan Bowman already figuring out most heartbreaking ways to break up Blackhawks
"So we're going to ship Crawford and Toews off to Florida for a few minor leaguers who can only skate backward," said Bowman. "That should save us at least $5,000 of cap space, which will be great when we need to find a way to gas up the Zamboni we'll acquire when we deal Keith and $5 million in cash to the Kings."
