Polamalu suspended for using HGH-laced hair conditioner
Less than 24 hours after being named Defensive Player of the Year, Troy Polamalu tested positive for Human Growth Hormone (HGH). As a result, the Pittsburgh star will be held out of this Sunday’s Super Bowl.
Big Ben’s arrival causes spike in Dallas area mace sales and self-defense class enrollments
Upon the arrival of Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for the Super Bowl, Dallas area women have been arming to the teeth to defend themselves against the two-time accused sexual assaulter. Local bartender Susie ‘Bulldog’...
Charlie the Chocolate Lab listed as questionable for Puppy Bowl VII with strained MCL
Charlie the Chocolate Lab has been downgraded from probable to questionable for this Sunday’s Puppy Bowl following a lackluster romp in the living room.
Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...
Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.
Every former NFL player now an ESPN correspondent
With the hiring of Ryan Leaf as a special Super Bowl correspondent from Vancouver, ESPN now employs every living former NFL player, including those currently serving prison sentences around the world.
Chug-Chug Comic: Football has too many rules for the Heckler mascot
Chug-Chug loves baseball, and he might love football more if there weren't so many damn rules.
Cutler headed to ‘Dancing with the Stars’
Less than a week after his early exit from the NFC Championship game with a knee injury, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has announced he will appear on the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars.”
