Bears

This upcoming week, local Bears fan Brian Morgan, owner of team "Kissin Cousins Titties" is attempting to start Eddie Jackson at the flex position on his fantasy team.

Bears players celebrated the holiday by sharing what they were thankful for during media day.

h/t Abe R.

"Who needs a kicker when you have a defense like this, am I right?" asked Nagy, as he nonchalantly shook a black Magic 8 ball in his hand.

Last week, Matthew Stafford was obliterated by the Minnesota Vikings defense, getting sacked 10 times. This week, he faces a Bears defense that will likely feature a healthy Khalil Mack, and has dominated their past two opponents. We here at The Heckler care about Matthew Stafford's well-being, which is why we are presenting seven suggested ways he could avoid getting murdered by the Monsters of the Midway.

Following their 41-9 defeat to the Chicago Bears, the ownership of the rebuilding Buffalo Bills has admitted that the team is still many years away from losing another Super Bowl.

The Bears defense, with its NFC-leading 11 interceptions, has spent much of the week preparing for how they'll celebrate their pick-sixes against the struggling Bills and their awful backup QB Nathan Peterman.