Bears fan forgets to bring veggie tray his wife packed for tailgate
“It’s hard to believe he didn’t see the veggies, as they were sitting right next to the beer and brats in the fridge,” said his wife Allison. “Mr. 350 Cholesterol didn’t forget the potato chips and beef jerky, that’s for sure.”
NFL, ESPN agree to eight-year extension of Jon Gruden crotch shots
At the announcement, ESPN addressed the situation: “We’re aware of the concern, but Jon Gruden carries a considerable fan club of strange women over 40 and that demographic can’t be ignored.”
Soldier Field beer vendor demands contract extension
Already highlighted by contract disputes with stars Matt Forte and Lance Briggs, the Bears off-season became even more tumultuous Friday when top-selling Solider Field beer vendor Stan Garman publicly demanded a contract extension of his own.
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Roy Williams avoids speeding ticket because he was a good driver in 2006
Bears’ No. 1 wide receiver Roy Williams recently was pulled over for driving 112 mph in a suburban Chicago 55 mph zone. The cops let Williams off with only a warning, however, when it was revealed Williams’ driving skills five years ago were halfway decent.
Man’s fake Internet friends pretend to like his fake Internet football team
Several of Bill Benson’s fake friends on the social networking site Facebook pretended to like his fake sports team by clicking a button yesterday, giving Benson a false sense of pride in both his own popularity and his Yahoo Fantasy Football roster.
Boorish Score broadcaster Dan Bernstein bolts to start SmartySports.com
“Let’s face it,” said Bernstein. “I am so much smarter than everyone that calls in and is employed by the station. I went to Duke for God's sake. How many times can you listen to knuckle scraping fans cry about Greg Walker or chortle 'Da Bears' before your brain shrinks to the size of a fig?”
