To punish Bears, Chris Harris vows to get burned for only one 70-yard TD
"I'm gonna show Jerry and Lovie I'm only marginally washed-up now," tweeted Harris. "Good luck getting more than one 70+ yarder against me is all I'm saying."
Cutler’s chiropractor, psychologist and cleaner file class action suit against Eagles
After the Bears’ 30-24 win on Monday night, a slew of Jay Cutler’s personal specialists jointly filed a class action lawsuit against the Eagles—each claiming they lost vast amounts of income because of the team’s play.
Forte fumbles twice to lower contract demands to Frank Gore level
“Not dogging Frank Gore, he's a top running back,” praised Forte. “But the dude's 28, can't catch the ball out of the backfield like I can, and he fumbles. Clearly he did something right to get his contract.”
Quenneville contacts Dave Toub for special teams help
“You’ve got limited time and space in this area,” said Toub. “My method to prepare guys for situations like this? Bungee cords. You tie guys to the opposing uprights and let them go. They’ll learn real fast to make some quick decisions.”
Unbattered Cutler confused by ability to leave game under his own power
"Is this how it feels when you don't get sacked nine times in a game?" asked Cutler moments after the Bears finished off a 30-24 Monday Night Football win over the Eagles. "I'm walking without a pronounced limp and none of my extremities are tingling. I could get used to this."
All New for MNF: Bears-Eagles Bingo!
After a seemingly endless bye week, the Bears return to the field Monday night in Philly against the hated Eagles. Follow all the fun and nonsense along with our Bingo board. Let us know when you win and we might just have a prize for you.
Forte livid about Halas Hall janitor’s cost of living raise
“This is outrageous!” screamed Forte as he stormed into GM Jerry Angelo’s office. “Everybody gets a raise but me, huh? When was the last time Ralph carried 50 percent of this franchise’s offense?!”
