Friday, January 31, 2025

Stupid Hoosiers, Cutler, Snooki and a shirtless Toews: The Heckler’s 10 most popular 2011...

2011 was quite an eventful year in the world of unbelievable sports news, but given The Heckler's list of top 10 posts during the year, it's pretty clear our audience cared mostly about ripping on people from Indiana, Jay Cutler and sex.

Fresh off impressive dunk in Green Bay, Josh McCown gets tryout with Bulls

"Five months ago, I was coaching high school football," McCown said. "Now I'm a starting QB in the NFL with a chance at the NBA. It's been a Christmas miracle."

McCown chosen as sacrifice to Gods of Green Bay

The Chicago Bears have selected third-string quarterback Josh McCown to be sacrificed to the Packers on Sunday. The Gods in Green Bay, known for controlling the icy winter wind and creating obese dairy farmers, demand to be appeased through regular sacrifices.

Sam Hurd’s drug bust somehow the best Bears news of the last week

With their playoff hopes slipping away, the miserable recent string of events for the Bears was somehow highlighted by backup WR Sam Hurd's drug arrest as the team's best news of the last seven days.

‘I’m glad we lost because now the pressure to go undefeated is off’ say...

In the wake of their first loss in the season to the lowly Chiefs, fans of the Packers have taken to message boards and office water coolers to awkwardly and unconvincingly express their "relief" that the their team "doesn't have to worry about that '16-0' target on their back anymore."

Bears clinch 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th round byes

Following a blowout loss to the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, the Bears have clinched byes in every round of the 2011 playoffs.

Lovie remains optimistic as Bears virtually eliminated from playoff contention

Despite suffering its team's fourth- straight defeat a mediocre opponent and dropping to 7-7 on the year, Bears coach Lovie Smith said he remains optimistic about the Bears' championship odds after a 38-14 loss to the Seahawks Sunday.