Bears

As time ran out on the Bulls' shocking season-ending loss Thursday night in Philly, Chicagoan Phil Logan came to the startling realization that his fair city's only real hope for a pro sports championship in the next 12 months rested firmly on the shoulders of surly Bears QB Jay Cutler.

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Ever-surly Jay Cutler showed his displeasure with photographers snapping pics of his baby momma and tiny doggie how for a walk with him Thursday, as evidenced by the photos found at SB Nation. We've already had a few Photoshopped pics of the incident sent to us. Where are yours? Send them out way for your chance to win a few T-shirt or something from thehecklerstore.com.

In an interview following the first Angelo-free draft in a decade, new Bears GM Phil Emery revealed to WSCR's Zach Zaidman that he's been pleased with how everything has gone since joining the team; but is confused by one thing.

The Chicago Matadors is a popular “super-sized” dance team that regularly performs to adoring and raucous fans during Bulls games. Hoping to take their routine to the next level for the playoffs, the team sought to add real-life matadors from Spain to the mix. When flights and arrangements became costly, the Bulls PR found a cheaper group of actual matadors in Lake Forest: the Chicago Bears offensive line.

New Bears GM Phil Emery is drawing fire from fans for using a high-round pick on a guy who's only marginally good at jumping out of a pool, as opposed to former San Diego State DE Jarron Gilbert, a who was picked by Emery's predecessor and remains most famous for an impressive YouTube clip depicting him jumping out of a pool and landing on his feet.

"One percent of the general managers draft 99% of the players out of Abilene Christian," said Angelo. "Who else will take a chance on these guys? Someone needs to give players from small colleges or with a history of injuries a chance. I have to get back in there."