Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 4 (Dallas Cowboys)
Play along as the Bears take on the Cowboys in a showdown of the two most popular quarterbacks in the country.
Romo has ‘awesome dream’ about only being sacked 24 times in Bears game
"Obviously the number will be closer to 50 or 60," he said. "But a guy can dream, right? I mean maybe their entire line will forget to board the plane, and then their linebackers will only get to me a handful of times a series."
Real NFL refs enjoy last few hours of being revered by fans
"It's been a fun ride," said veteran ref Ed Hochuli. "I haven't found one flaming bag of dog feces on my front step all year long. Unfortunately, that's about to change."
MNF Showdown: Cutler and Romo battle for title of ‘America’s Second Most Hated QB’
"Right now, the nation really can't stand either one of them," said ESPN analyst Chris Mortensen. "Who can rise to the occasion and leapfrog past the other to become only the second most loathed quarterback in the country remains to be seen."
Possible end to NFL ref lockout has Ed Hochuli scrambling to get back in...
"I thought for sure we had until like November or something," said a wheezing, exhausted Hochuli as he attempted to finish a third minute on the treadmill. "God, why did I eat so many damn meatball subs?"
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 3, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Goodell forced to legally change name to ‘Badell’ in wake of replacement ref debacle
In a surprise ruling handed down by a court in New York, America's top football man will no longer be allowed to use any surname that incorporates a positive reference.
