Sunday, February 2, 2025

Chicago MNF Bears Bingo — Week 7 (Detroit Lions)

Play along as the Bears take on Mike Schwartz's band of fist-pumping felons on national TV.

Last Lions fan finally gives up on return of Barry Sanders

"I just always felt like Barry would eventually return, but now that he's 44 I guess it's time for me to finally give up on that dream," said Franklin Rogalski of Novi.

Homeless rip Cutler’s body language after QB volunteers at soup kitchen during bye week

While a Bears bye week outreach event was considered by all a great success by most, some onlookers questioned the body language of Jay Cutler after the QB and some teammates used their down time to volunteer at a local soup kitchen.

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 6, 2012

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Sanchez asks Tillman, Briggs to play WR for Jets during Bears’ bye week

“The two have more receiving touchdowns than Calvin Johnson for crying out loud,” said an agitated Sanchez. “Surely they can catch better than Chaz Shilens and Jeremy Kerly. Hell, we already have [Antonio] Cromartie playing DB and wide receiver!”

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 5, 2012

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Briggs to move to wideout after Jeffery injury

Alshon Jeffery's hand injury has prompted Bears coach Lovie Smith to move Lance Briggs from linebacker to wide receiver.