Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Tillman trademarks Forced Fumble™

"I think I have pretty much mastered the art of the forced fumble so I think I should benefit from it," Tillman said.

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 9, 2012

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Bears promote starting defense to first team offense

"This is exactly what we want to do," said Bears head coach Lovie Smith. "Have you seen what our offense is capable of? False starts and dropped passes if we are lucky."

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 9 (Tennessee Titans)

Play along as the Bears visit the Titans in Nashville in a game that will decide once and for all if Jay Cutler is a big-time quarterback. Probably.

Instead of giving out candy, Lovie lectures trick-or-treaters on value of hard work, preparation

"I just feel like candy is a bit flashy. Kids today get enough of that," said Smith. "I'd rather give them something they can really appreciate: a three-to-five minute lecture on how hard work and preparation can help them succeed."

‘Ghost of Grossman Past’ possesses Jay Cutler

“The timing of this possession was not a coincidence. The vengeful spirit of Rex Grossman is strongest near All Hallows Eve," said Father O’Malley.

After some doubt, Carimi proves he can be as useless as past offensive tackles

Just seven games into the season, Bears right tackle Gabe Carimi has cemented his place among other disappointing Bears tackles of the past few years.