Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Jay Cutler looking to adopt J’Marcus Webb

"I felt my fatherly instincts kick in and I figured being a dad to him would take our relationship to the next level," said Cutler. "Our relationship has been rocky, but like any father and son I think we can fix that."

Injury-plagued game has Bears fans confused by concept of Pyrrhic victory

When asked how best to describe the game, local Chicagoan Sam Bond said, "A win's a win, isn't it?"

Dilfer claims Jay Cutler was actually tying Webb’s shoes together

"Sure, the video looked like Jay was helping Webb out by tying his shoe," said noted Cutler-hater Trent Dilfer of ESPN. "But he was obviously just tying his shoes together so the big guy would be humiliated on TV. That's not leadership!"

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 12, 2012 (Vikings)

Play along as the Bears and their troubled offensive line take on the Vikings in a "must-win" game with "playoff type atmosphere."

Cutler getting a new offensive line for Christmas

"I really wanted to wait until the big day to give it to him, but without his present he may not make it to Christmas in one piece," said Smith.

Gabe Carimi thankful for still being employed

As families gathered around the dinner table this Thursday, many people gave thanks for the important things in life. Bears offensive tackle Gabe Carimi, for example, is happy to still be employed after last Monday's performance.

Bears to start two blocking sleds at offensive tackle against Vikings

"What happened to our offensive line in San Francisco was completely unacceptable," exhausted head coach Lovie Smith said, after apparently staying up all night re-living the nightmare that was the Bears 32-7 loss. "It was so bad, I almost raised my voice at one point."