NFL switches to two-hand touch for 2013
Under the collective bargaining agreement reached last night, the NFL will only allow players to use two hands to "tackle" players, no double touches, and if they push too hard, the opposing player's mom will be allowed to yell at them from the window.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 14, 2012 (Vikings)
Play along as the Bears head north to take on the Vikings in what the broadcasters will surely call a must-win game.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 13, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Xfinity adds subtitles to Urlacher commercials for those who speak English
It was long thought that Urlacher was speaking some sort of lost Sumerian language, much like the dialect Shannon Sharpe speaks on Sunday.
Kellen Davis lobbies NFL for new ‘Fall Downs’ statistic
According to Davis, this new statistic would look at players and their ability to fall down on breaks, trip over air, get pancaked on blocking plays and make nothing happen after a catch.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 13, 2012 (Seahawks)
Play along as the Bears and their "rag-tag" offensive line take on the Seattle in a "must-win" game at "balmy Soldier Field." Click on the image to view a larger, printer-friendly size.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 12, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
