Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 15, 2012 (Packers)
Play along as the Bears take on the Packers at Soldier Field to decide yet again whether I-90 belongs to Illinois or Wisconsin.
Bears replace O-line with cardboard cutouts of Covert, Bortz, Hilgenberg, Thayer and Van Horne
The Bears coaching staff has decided to shake up the offensive line for the third time this season, opting to replace the current offensive line with cardboard cutouts of Jimbo Covert, Mark Bortz, Jay Hilgenberg, Tom Thayer, and Keith Van Horne. The intimidation factor alone is going to do a better job than the real line.
Cutler to face Packers encased in plastic bubble
The Bears announced today that banged-up QB Jay Cutler will play Sunday against the Packers, but would be encased in a plastic bubble similar to the one made famous by the 1970s movie starring John Travolta.
Packers fans livid after Bears-Packers game scheduled during prime hunting season
Green Bay fans are expected to make the pilgrimage to Soldier Field this weekend. One fan, Joseph Willhelm of Fond du Lac, offered his solution: "I plan to shoot deer as I see 'em on I-90, from my window. Don't worry, I'll pick up the carcasses on the way back up."
Closer look at Mayan calendar reveals world will only end if Packers beat Bears...
"We uncovered a link between mass celebrations in the land of the frozen tundra and a cataclysmic earthquake that could trigger the apocalypse," said Mesoamerican expert Donald Benson.
Packer fan’s wife to seek asylum during trip to Chicago
"If Stan didn't want this to happen, he never should have taken me to last year's game and dangled civilized society in front of me," she said.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 14, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
