‘I bet the Packers are going to tank just to screw the Bears!’ says...
"The one time I find myself rooting for Green Bay, I know they're going to tank against the Vikings Sunday just to screw the Bears," said Emmert, blissfully ignorant to the fact that a Packers win in Minneapolis solidifies a first-round bye for Green Bay.
It turns out Mayans only predicted end of Chicago sports in 2012
Most people disagree on the cause of this change to mediocrity in Chicago sports. Some are blaming the Mayan calendar, while many cite Lovie Smith for the lack of success around Chicago.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 16, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2012 (Cardinals)
Play along as the Bears take on the Cards in what is sure to be called a "must-win game" a dozen times before the half.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 15, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Mike Tice still trying to decide which play to call on crucial third down...
"Um ... a run? No, wait ..." he said, unsure of himself. "What if we throw the ball to Brandon? Have we done that yet this drive? Do we have any timeouts left or did we burn them all in the first two minutes of the half like usual?"
Devin Hester makes wrong turn on way home from practice, is lost for hours
It was also reported that Hester called Jay Cutler for help. Upon receiving the call Cutler, rolled his eyes, threw his arms up in the air, yelled an expletive into the phone, and slumped down on his couch.
