National media preparing to criticize Cutler for playing through injury
“This is typical selfish Cutler,” said NFL Network analyst Deion Sanders. “Didn’t he see how well McCown played? What is he thinking trying to play through pain and get on the field for this potentially season-changing Lions game?”
Schaumburg man orders McCown jersey online after upset victory
"McCown was awesome," Greenblatt gushed. "I mean, Forte was also awesome, and so was that offensive line, but McCown, man, he was something else. Our backup guy was so much better than the Packers backup guy."
Play Bears Bingo — Week 9, 2013 (Packers MNF)
Play along as Mike Tirico gets easily excited and Josh McCown gets confused with Cade McNown: It's time for Bears-Packers MNF Bingo.
Bears fans criticize Cutler for trying to hurry back from injury
Long a target of fan ire, Bears QB Jay Cutler is again in the cross hairs. This time though, it's not for perceived frailty, but for potentially being too resilient after word broke that he may be back as soon as Nov. 10 from his recent groin injury.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 8, 2013
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Injury-riddled Bears successfully apply online for Obamacare
“I told coaches, players and staff to make sure they didn’t leave town during the bye week,” team Chairman George McCaskey told a local radio station. "We spent the entire time off trying to access the website; then, bingo, we finally got in.”
Zach Zaidman putting finishing touches on Annual Bye Week Swingers Party
"It's a tradition we started a few years back to let off a little steam during the middle of the season," said Zaidman. "It's just a bunch of carefree adults of all shapes and sizes hugging, rubbing, touching and loving each other."
