Friday, November 29, 2024

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 12, 2013

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

9 Reasons Chicago Fans Can Be Thankful This Year

The Cubs and Sox tanked, Derrick Rose is out yet again, and the Bears are only a game above .500. Despite this mix of horror and mediocrity, Chicago fans should take solace this Thanksgiving…and be grateful for the good things.

Play Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 12, 2013 (Rams)

Play a little bingo as the Bears and Rams face off in the Long Bowl aka The Backup Battle aka The QB Controversy Clash!

Howie Long admits Kyle has always been his favorite son

"I hope Kyle kicks Chris's butt," said Howie. "I've always liked Kyle more. He's just like me, only without the crappy movies like the ones I did. Chris is more like that comedian on Fox's pregame show ... lame and no talent."

Cutler catches giggly McCown and Trestman studying game film together

"I'm beginning to think Trent Dilfer and Alex Brown were right ... Trest and Josh are totally being weird," said Cutler. "Just the other day I was driving past Outback and I swear I saw them sharing one of those blooming onion things. I introduced them to that appetizer!"

Play Bears Bingo — Week 11, 2013 (Ravens)

Play along as the Bears take on the Ravens in the first of what will be seven straight "must-win" games to finish the year.

Play Bears Bingo — Week 10, 2013 (Lions)

Play along as Jay's groin is the talk of the town.