Bears

"Robbie is one of the most prolific scorers in Bears history, so he's clearly a guy who knows how to put points on the board," said GM Phil Emery. "That's the kind of mentality we need under center and since we had no real clue who will be our QB next year, we're considering the problem solved."

When Americans weren't searching the internet for near-naked pics of Miley Cyrus twerking, some of them were reading the unbelievable sports news brought to you by your friends The Heckler. Not surprisingly, Americans mostly wanted to hear about the Blackhawks, Bulls and Bears. And the Blackhawks some more.

The Packers today announced Aaron Rodgers will start Sunday against the Bears and pretend whichever team wins won't be crushed in the first round of the playoffs.

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Following Sunday night's 54-11 humiliation in Philadelphia, the Bears guaranteed they'll "at least show up" Sunday afternoon when they play the Packers for the NFC North title.

Play along as the Bears take on the Eagles in a game that may or may not have playoff implications thanks to the NFL's flex scheduling.

While he doesn’t condone marijuana for recreational use, Ditka is sympathetic to those who use the drug for medical purposes. “Anyone who smokes dope for the sake of getting high is a coward and a loser.”