Even Bill Swerski anxious for start of Blackhawks season
"Ah, ya know, I was just taking a break from watching da game to check da schedule of a certain team from a certain city," said Swerski. "Of course, I'm referring to Da Marauders of Da Ice, Da Hawks."
Virginia McCaskey wants Bon Jovi to buy Bills so she can sit next to...
"That's an NFL owner if I've ever seen one," McCaskey girlishly squealed. "The hair, that smile, the bad boy rock star attitude. Can someone get me some water? What are the people of Buffalo waiting for? There's your new owner right there. I haven't felt this strongly since Pat [Bowlen] was approved."
Drunk dude bros decide Bears’ Super Bowl victory is inevitable
According to the consensus opinion of five friends drinking late Friday night at the Gold Coast staple, The Hangge Uppe, the Chicago Bears have all the pieces to win the Super Bowl this season and will unquestionably do so.
Cowboys and Raiders cut as NFL sets 30-team roster for season
"While the Dallas Cowboys and Oakland Raiders both have rabid fan bases and plenty of experience as franchises, the other bubble teams just look a bit more relevant heading into the season," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
Packers to induct Favre into Hall of Fame at Soldier Field
Fearful of any possible backlash of boorish booing from the local cheeseheads, Favre's special night will be held where he had so many special nights, Soldier Field.
Jordan Lynch improves chances of making Bears roster because he’s never late at training...
News of Lynch’s impressive stat has led to many around Chicago to rush to their local sporting goods stores to snag his jersey, but Lynchmania apparently has a stranglehold on the area as there are currently no Lynch No. 36 Bears jerseys in stock in any stores.
Bored Bears schedule midweek tune-up game against Penal Football League team
It's that time again. Training camp is well underway for the Chicago Bears and that means that players need to stay as focused as possible. That's why GM Phil Emery decided to schedule a tune-up game this weekend against a team from the Penal Football League (PFL).
