Trestman attributes ‘great’ practices to bad defense facing inept offense
Following multiple crushing losses, head coach Marc Trestman has emphatically cited the Bears great practices as his primary excuse during post-game press conferences.
Brandon Marshall Twitter troll winds up being Golden Gloves boxer
In another stroke of bad luck for the Bears, the Twitter troll was later revealed to be a Golden Gloves boxer, who will most likely mop the floor with Marshall should the two ever actually match up.
New glitch in Madden 15 allows Bears to beat Packers
Gamers everywhere are rejoicing after a new glitch was recently uncovered in Madden 15 that enables the Bears to finally beat the Packers by simply entering a few cheat codes and mid-season coaching changes.
Autopsy results of Bears season to be released in 4 to 6 weeks
A Chicagoland medical team has recently begun to perform an autopsy on the 2014 Chicago Bears, hoping to find an answer why the once-promising team suddenly rolled over and died at the midway point of the season.
Cutler’s visit to local hospital leaves patients even more depressed
"It was great Jay wanted to help out but he's not exactly the most cheery guy on the planet," said Weiss Memorial Hospital director Phil Stevens. "His inability to relate to patients was really tough to overcome."
Aaron Rodgers propels Trestman’s fantasy team into first place
Trestman’s team, called It’s On Me, leaped into first place, grabbing the lead from He’s Got an Ankle, Dave Wannstedt’s team, and Overpriced Pork Chop, owned by Mike Ditka.
The Bears were destroyed again and you won’t believe what happened next
After the Bears lost 51-23 to the Patriots and 55-14 to the Packers, you won't believe what happened at Halas Hall...
