Original Thanksgiving transcripts from the Mayflower details Bears first ever loss to the Packers
Historians around the world are celebrating one of the greatest archaeological finds of the last 200 years. A treasure trove of information was recently unearthed from the Mayflower in time for Thanksgiving. In that archive of data, records were unearthed that detailed the Bears first ever loss to the Packers, all the way back in 1620.
Chris Conte promises return to sucking very soon
"That interception I made was an amazing testament to the physicality and athleticism of today's NFL," remarked the veteran player many fans still blame for single-handedly crushing the Bears' playoff hopes in 2013.
WATCH NOW: Good Jay thanks Bad Jay with Facebook video
Everyone is posting these thank you videos on Facebook. We just happened to get a hold of Jay Cutler's.
McCown to QB for Bears and Bucs Sunday
“I owe it to my former teammates,” explained McCown. “They didn’t do anything to deserve this awful season, so I thought I’d help them out. “
Trestman ‘well prepared’ for Sunday’s post-game press conference
In anticipation of Sunday’s match against the Buccaneers, Bears head coach Marc Trestman spent Wednesday morning in a local Starbucks working on his notes for the post-game press conference.
Brandon Marshall’s Twitter account becomes self-aware, may take down Skynet
Once Marshall’s Twitter account contacted Skynet, the city of Chicago was powerless against the rise of the machines. The next step for the Cyborg robotic Life-based Twitter organism was to hack into the Texas Instruments Computer that Marc Trestman uses for his dynamic offensive play-calling.
We were paid by the nice people at State Farm to promote this Bears...
If you think State Farm paid us to tell you about their awesome Bears scavenger hunt that's coming up before the two home games as Soldier Field, you're crazy!
