Confused McCaskey purchases Windex and Lysol to ‘clean house’ at Halas Hall
"I went to Costco and bought all kinds of supplies," said McCaskey. "Swiffers, Clorox Wipes, Windex...you name it, I bought it in bulk. The fans have demanded we clean house, and that's exactly what we plan to do."
Concussed and disappointed Jimmy Clausen tells reporters, ‘Pickles stole washbasket’
"Listen, spaghetti trip might trap the bad grass, but no sauce knows what the pickle's done, you know?" Clausen added.
Ditka ‘can’t even’
"SMH," the 75-year-old sports icon added, followed by a frowning emoticon.
Clausen just 135 TD passes shy of Sid Luckman’s record
“Based on his spectacular performance against Detroit, it certainly looks like Jimmy will venture into Sid-land sometime in the next 10 years or so,” coach Marc Trestman told the media.
Benched Cutler expresses support for new starter ‘Jonny Crawson’
Demoted after a particularly shaky home performance against the New Orleans Saints on Monday Night, Cutler said he has no issue being relegated to a backup role. “I’ll do whatever coach Tarkman says I should do, and part of that is being supportive of whoever and stuff,” Cutler explained.
Cutler asks Trestman what the CFL is like
We all know this NFL thing isn't working out so why not start exploring my options? Coach said he would talk to his people about hooking me up. He advised me to start learning French, but this is Canada, I told him."
Bears cancel remainder of season, blame Sony hackers
"We really wanted nothing more than to go out there and finish this game, but, you know, the hackers," said Emery. "They hacked us and threatened us, just like Sony, so we had to call the game off."
