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"While the scheme technically achieved its objective, it's been my experience that setting more challenging goals is the way to go," said Fox. "It's pretty basic. If you only score 20 to 30 points per game on average, then holding the other team to 55 isn't going to result in victory."

The Grateful Dead today announced three shows at Soldier Field this summer as a farewell run and commemoration of the band's 50th anniversary. The news came as a shock to Bears fans who associated anything "dead" at Soldier Field with the Chicago Bears.

After beginning the offseason cleaning house by firing head coach Marc Trestman and general manager Phil Emery, the Bears have announced that they have hired recently fired Broncos head coach John Fox in a move that will immediately fix every single thing that is wrong with the team in every way imaginable.

"Look, we don't want to jump the gun here," said GM Ryan Pace. "But the guy likes the deep dish and he went to two Super Bowls. Plus, [Chicago Tribune columnist] David Haugh says I should hire him. I don't want to disappoint 'The Haugh' after he told the Cubs to hire [Joe] Maddon and they did."

"Daaaaaa Bears!" Wollenski replied when asked about the team's new GM, Ryan Pace. "This guy should hire Ditka, bring some toughness back to the organization that's been missing the last couple of years."

The Bears' new GM Ryan Pace will immediately be added to the top of the depth chart at free safety and special teams. The 37-year-old expects to make a quick impact on next season's...

The Bears today announced the hiring Ryan Pace as their new GM. At 37, Pace is younger than all the great-grandchildren of Bears' owner Virginia McCaskey. The Bears expect this new infusion of youth to...