Bears

While Bears and Colts fans are busily anticipating seeing their respective teams in Super Bowl XLI, a local sports reporter has other reasons to be excited – he's planning to cheat on his wife of six years. The unnamed writer has been seen bragging to coworkers about the "considerable tail" he'll be getting in Miami.

The Bears' decisive 39-14 victory in the NFC Championship allowed sold-out Soldier Field to practice one of Chicago's favorite traditions, the singing of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears." Unfortunately for fan Joe Spina, the song has become so engrained in his head he now fears for his sanity.

After helping his team reach its first Super Bowl in two decades, Bears kicker Lil' Robbie Gould was ready to celebrate. As he ran off the field to the Bears locker room "I'm going to get jiggy with it" and the teen-aged looking kicker definitely got jiggy, maybe too jiggy, as far as his mother was concerned. She's grounded the kicker after his postgame partying kept him out well past his curfew.

Despite losing the NFC Championship game to the Bears, Saints rookie Reggie Bush spent the entire trip back to New Orleans taunting Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, just as he did during the third quarter of Sunday's game.

Chicago baseball fans will set aside their differences over the next two weeks and root for the Bears together, according to a recently inked treaty at City Hall Sunday night.

The entire city of Chicago could see it coming. We were being set up for one of the biggest collapses in the city's sports history. The Bears' once comfortable 16-0 first half lead had cut to just two as the New Orleans Saints' rookie sensation Reggie Bush was back flipping into the end zone.

Mike Ditka said he doesn't care who wins the NFC Championship and it's upsetting a lot of Chicagoans. Ditka earned his legacy as the Bears head coach from 1982 to 1992 before coaching the Saints from 1997 to 1999 and holds the distinct title as the only head coach fired by both franchises.