Bears

Deadspin yesterday revealed it had photos of what it purported to be the penis of elderly quarterback Brett Favre. Today it published those photos as the integrity of the sports blog world reached an all-time low.

In an attempt to prevent backup QB Todd Collins from certain injury against Carolina this weekend, offensive coordinator Mike Martz will go with a seven-lineman set on most plays.

While Bears fans were mortified after Jay Cutler was knocked out of Sunday night's game with a concussion, they'll be even more shocked to learn offensive coordinator Mike Martz took out a $2 million life insurance policy on his star QB earlier this week. The gains Martz could secure with the secret policy may have prompted the terrible play calling that left Cutler so dangerously exposed to injury.

Coming off an embarrassing 20-17 loss to the Bears Monday night, Packers head coach Mike McCarthy is being forced by team GM Ted Thompson to wear a T-shirt all week that reads "I got out-coached by Lovie Smith" to serve as a reminder of his team's terrible performance.

Just a few hours before a Monday Night grudge match between the Bears and Packers, Chicago fan Bobby Lebrowski and Green Bay native Mike Holstein found common ground thanks to their horrific taste in shoes.

The Heckler's going to Minneapolis for Bears-Vikings Monday Night Football in December and you're invited. Book by Tuesday and save a whopping $121 per person.

Few picked the Bears to start the season at 2-0, but after stealing a win in Week 1 against the Lions and mowing down an underachieving Cowboys team Sunday, that's just where they are. The stage is now set for a battle of undefeated teams next Monday night when the Packers visit Soldier Field.