Monday, November 18, 2024

A-Rod caught making out with himself in the mirror again

Always a breath away from a controversy, Alex Rodriguez was again caught kissing himself in a Yankees locker room mirror, part of an apparent self-loving trend that began in 2009 with a now-infamous Details magazine mirror make-out photo.

NFL owners decide to test theory that ‘fans don’t pay to see the owners...

With the NFL lockout on the verge of updating its status from rumor to reality, the owners have decided to test the theory that fans don’t pay to see the owners play by organizing professional kick the can leagues where the owners star as players.

Yankees fan insists infatuation with A-Rod is purely platonic

“Do I come down here and stare at these posters from time to time?” asked Herbst. “Yes, I do. Often. He’s a beautiful specimen of manhood.”

McIlroy celebrates US Open win with drug-fueled porn star orgy

"At such a tender age, Rory plays the sort of golf that energizes our fan base like no one else since Tiger Woods," said PGA Director Tim Finchem. "Unfortunately Rory also shares Woods' penchant for off-the-course excesses. We've got to figure out a way to cover this up."

Knicks to play with two balls at a time next season to keep Melo,...

“It’s pretty controversial, sure, but you have to remember that I haven’t tipped the scales in the Knicks’ favor since fixing the 1985 dra ... I’m doing it for the fans” Stern said on a conference call.

Rangers players try to stoke Bruins rivalry, realize no one in New York cares...

Watching the Boston Bruins' Stanley Cup victory parade from the Times Square ESPN Zone, Rangers’ star Wojtek Wolski and several of his teammates tried to stoke anti-Bruin fervor in the hopes of raising the Rangers’ profile in New York.

Williamsburg hipsters claim to be fans of Brooklyn Dodgers, watch entire ’55 World Series...

A group of young men recently gathered around a MacBook Pro at Barcade to watch the entire 1955 World Series on YouTube, declaring themselves avid fans of the Brooklyn Dodgers.