Monday, November 18, 2024

Heckler Comic: Rangers welcome Mets with Weiner Night

To celebrate the Mets' rare visit to Texas, the Rangers unveiled Weiner Night.

R.A. Dickey’s cell phone confiscated in wake of Anthony Weiner scandal

“They told me there was a correlation between hilarious last names and inappropriate behavior involving cell phone cameras,” said the stunned knuckler, who has not yet been charged with any wrongdoing. “I didn't even know my phone had a camera.”

Wilpons buckle to pressure, will again lower Citi Field wall

Owner Fred Wilpon announced today that the left field wall will be lowered three inches, and moved in two feet towards home plate. The process is believed to be costing the supposedly cash-strapped Wilpons upwards of $120 million.

Without lottery pick, Knicks unsure how to screw up this year’s draft

"How can we waste a 17th pick in a manner that our fans have come to anticipate and accept?" asked Knicks owner James Dolan.

Mets to change team’s jersey colors to blue and white to win games like...

Manager Terry Collins was in support of the jersey change and also added in that the Mets jerseys with the old colors will be sold in an auction to help pay for the combined $18 million the team still owes former players Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo.

Soriano misses being booed, insults Chicago fans to get it back

In the fifth year of his eight-year $136 million deal Cubs left fielder Alfonso Soriano has been leading the team in home runs, is near the top of the Cubs RBI list, and has been playing better defensively, but apparently he’s missed the one thing he learned to embrace his last first years in Chicago: booing.

Mets to retire Bill Buckner’s number in August celebration

The Mets won Game Six 25 years ago this October when Buckner--playing first for the Red Sox--failed to corral a ground ball that trickled through his legs in the bottom of the 10th inning at Shea Stadium.