Mets rookie asks for demotion to Triple-A, citing ‘lack of fan presence at Citi...
In a shocking move Monday, Mets outfielder Lucas Duda asked manager Terry Collins if he could be demoted from the big-league club down to its Triple-A affiliate Buffalo Bisons due to a lack of fans at Citi Field. This is the first time a a player has never before asked for a demotion from the majors to the minors.
One catch magically transforms gun-toting moron into greatest receiver ever
"That right there is the [expletive deleted] Plaxico Burress we all know and love," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "See. He's not some dumb [expletive deleted] who walks around with a gun in his sweat pants. He's the greatest receiver ever and that catch proves it."
Mark Sanchez plans to have a great time with your sister at her homecoming...
“I’m 24, she’s 16,” said Sanchez. “That’s close enough, right? We can still get down.” When Sanchez’ lawyers confirmed that the age of consent in New Jersey is indeed 16, Sanchez replied, “Sweeeet.”
Danny Almonte’s grandson ineligible for Little League World Series
The Mid-Atlantic Championship of the Little League World Series was rocked by its biggest scandal in 10 years when the Bronx team’s starting pitcher, Danny Almonte III, was declared too old to compete in the tournament.
Eli admits he isn’t in Brady’s class, since he’s probably in a class above...
“I was misquoted,” claimed the normally shy Manning. “I’m actually a class above Tom Brady.”
Locked-out Knicks forward Jared Jeffries signs with the WNBA’s New York Liberty
“Is it technically legal? No,” said WNBA Commissioner Laurel J. Richie. “I just don’t think anyone’s going to put up a stink about Jeffries playing in our league.”
Bravo debuts ‘The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin’
“'The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin' follows the affluent, bourgeois lives of his past, present, and future wives in the suburbs of New York City,” Bravo executive Andy Cohen said. “This series will explore the side of Tom Coughlin that you don’t see on the sidelines.”
