Tuesday, November 19, 2024

NHL and HBO to cross promote stars for Rangers-Flyers 24-7

The NHL has struggled for years to become more popular with Americans, and with Monday's announcement they will cross promote stars with cable giant HBO, they may have found their opportunity.

Jeter batting .333 with the Charlie’s Angels

“I’m batting .333 with the new Charlie’s Angels,” Jeter snapped, referring to his recently ended relationship with TV star Minka Kelly. “Those are Hall of Fame numbers right there. A-Rod? No. Pujols? No way. Name me one other person who has gotten to first base with any of the Angels.”

Lackey upset over text message reminding him what a terrible person, mediocre pitcher he...

"You have a problem with me leaving my wife while she's battling cancer? Fine," said Lackey, who gave up three runs in six innings and set Boston up for a dramatic 14-inning win over the Yankees. "But do you have to remind me my ERA is hovering over six all year? Jerk."

Red Sox fan admits cheering for Yankees this week ‘feels dirty,’ does it anyway

"I could just cheer for the Sox to win out against the Orioles, but they took three of four from us at home just last week" said Branham, whose Red Sox have won only six of 24 games this month. "No chance we sweep 'em."

Michael Vick dog-fighting jokes to result in one-game suspension from Roger Goodell

“It’s not because Michael doesn’t deserve it, and we understand that trash talk is part of our game,” Goodell said. “Every Vick dog pun has been said, so save yourself the embarrassment. And stop with the damn Rex Ryan foot-fetish jokes too while you’re at it.”

Sanchez to miss 4 to 6 weeks of cover shoots with broken nose

"This is terrible news," said Sanchez, who shouldn't miss any playing time with the injury. "I had five cover shoots lined up for the next month: Esquire, Vanity Fair, SI for Kids, Real Simple and Scientific American. Now they're all gone."

David Ortiz has panic attack in on-deck circle

As if things couldn’t get any worse in Sox Nation, Red Sox DH David Ortiz suffered a panic attack during Saturday's 9-1 loss to the Yankees.