Jose Reyes credits loss of pride from playing for the Mets as reason for...
“When they ask me to get nude, I had no problem,” said the speedy shortstop. “Five years ago, I'd never do this, but since I've played for the Mets my entire career, I no longer get embarrassed.”
Red Sox target radio man Pat Hughes as most talented Cub in Epstein talks
“Not one member on that team is good enough to play here,” said Sox owner John Henry. “But those golden pipes of Pat Hughes are well-suited to broadcast games from Fenway.”
Bills grappling with pros and cons of being only good NFL team in New...
“What have you done for us lately?” asked Bills WR Steve Johnson. “It’s funny. The Giants and Jets embarrass themselves and all of the sudden the Daily News, Post, Times ... all of 'em want a piece of us.”
With New York out, Fox cancels remainder of post-season
"With New York out of the picture, we have determined that the rest of the post-season is simply not fiscally viable," said Fox Sports spokesperson, Stacey Cooper. "We've informed [MLB commissioner] Bud Selig of our decision and he has, understandably, consented."
’85 Bears reunite at White House to record new opening for MNF
President Obama has invited the Super Bowl XX championship Bears to the White House after their original visit was postponed in 1986 and never rescheduled. While there, ESPN has convinced them to reunite the ‘Shufflin' Crew’ to record a new opening for MNF.
Yankees reportedly devastated after being eliminated by ‘third-class’ Tigers
"It is just disgusting that we lost to these bums," said Rodriguez. "Their payroll is only $100 million. What is this, 1999? Talk about living below the poverty line. They can't even afford personal assistants for their batboys."
Plagued by turnovers, Ryan switches Jets to Ravens-style ‘All Defense Offense’
“I invented the All Defense Offense,” Ryan declared. “I won a Super Bowl ring with the All Defense Offense. I made it work in Baltimore, and I can make it work here."
