Gisele vows to ‘de-flower’ Tebow for a Patriots victory
Apparently, playoff football in the NFL is serious business. So serious, in fact, that a woman will do whatever she can to help her man “survive and advance.”
Reliever Jon Rauch to serve as stilt man at Citi Field
"Yeah, Rauch is a pretty good relief pitcher, but I'm confident he will be more effective as a circus sideshow for fans," GM Sandy Alderson said at a press conference.
Ten Jets offensive starters file to change names to ‘An Anonymous Source’
The name change petitions come in the wake of a recent New York Daily News article in which several Jets players ripped their own quarterback, Mark Sanchez, without providing their name as the source of the information.
White Sox apparently still based in Chicago
With the Chicago Cubs hoarding most of the baseball headlines this offseason, it may be easy to forget about the city's other team on the South Side. For Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein, the actual existence of the Chicago White Sox was news to him.
Ben Roethlisberger vows to get even fatter in offseason
“No, I’m not going to work out at all,” Big Ben said. “I plan on eating, sleeping, and eating. No ‘assaulting,' no motorcycle riding, just eating 'til my last name looks smaller on my jersey.”
