Epstein compensaton settled as Soriano to become Red Sox groundskeeper
"I am so excited," said head groundskeeper Keith Graham. "To get that kind of knowledge about the ivy is priceless. Every time I watched a Cubs game, I would see Soriano digging in and sprucing up the foliage."
Papa John’s issues controversial receipt calling John Harbaugh ‘third best coach in family’
"This is not something we condone," said Papa John's in a press release. "We expect all of our employees to adhere to strict company standards. It is clear that John Harbaugh is the second best coach in the family. We expect our employees to accurately reflect the accomplishments of our customers.
Justin Tuck adds six more bars to his facemask for NFC Championship
"I'm not even going to use my hands on Sunday," he said. "I'm just going to smash offensive linemen and running backs with my killer grill. Hey ... that's a pretty good idea! I'm also going to use my facemask as a tailgating grill before the game."
Knicks broadcasts to feature laugh track
“Our research showed that most people painfully laugh while watching our guys play anyway,” said MSG’s head of programming, Greg Hollander. “So why not make it seem like the terrible play is intentional?”
Mets lose another $250k after Jeff Wilpon burns down banana stand
Fred Wilpon made his fortune in real estate development, but it was a small side venture that was always closest to his heart. No, not the Mets, but rather the Wilpon family owned Frozen Banana Stand in Manhattan, which Saturday was burned to ash by Fred’s son, Jeff.
Chavez plunked in Wiffle ball, Spring Training in jeopardy
In the first reported injury of its kind at the Major League level, Yankees backup third baseman Eric Chavez may miss Spring Training due to bruised ribs suffered when he was hit by a pitch during a Wiffle ball game.
Eli advances to coveted ‘Big Boy Table’ at Manning family get-togethers
“Forget being ‘elite,’” said Manning after his Giants defeated the Packers 37-20 Sunday evening at Lambeau Field—thus advancing to the NFC Championship Game. “I get to sit at the Big Boy Table!”
