‘HarBowl II’ to be held in parents’ backyard next weekend
“None of my guys or Jim’s guys were ready to have our seasons end just yet.” said John. “But due to some NFL rules that only allow teams to play in the Super Bowl if they win their playoff games even if they're coached by a Harbaugh brother, we had to make some adjustments.”
Kenny Williams’ son fulfills family dream of derailing two franchises in one year
After fumbling a pair of punt returns to seal an NFC Championship loss to the Giants, 49ers WR Kyle Williams joined his father, White Sox GM Kenny, by derailing a franchise for the second time in less than a year.
Ike Davis to wear peg leg this season
“I’m still getting used to it,” Davis said. “It feels okay, but I’m still trying to improve my speed, because with Murphy at second, it’s on me to basically cover the entire right side of the infield.”
AFC Championship game worse for Baltimore than the end of ‘The Wire’ says Ravens...
After Billy Cundiff missed a 32-yard game-tying field goal, belligerent Ravens fan Walt Gumperson stormed out of Sam's Tavern in east Baltimore screaming of repercussions for the blown game.
Cundiff saves Ravens from mid-winter trip to Indianapolis
The entire Baltimore roster rejoiced Sunday afternoon following kicker Billy Cundiff’s missed field goal with seconds remaining in the AFC Championship Game, saving the Ravens from a mandatory mid-winter trip to cold and desolate Indianapolis.
Walt Jocketty to be screened for dyslexia after puzzling moves building Reds lineup
Reds fan are gearing up for an exciting 2012 season. However, after spending $8.5 million on a closer, Dr. Webb a Cincinnati-based dyslexia specialist was intrested into looking into one of his favorite patients: Reds GM Walt Jocketty.
Montero refuses trade to Seattle, joins Peace Corps instead
“I really, really tried to look on the bright side,” Montero insisted. “I mean, Seattle’s not Kansas City, not Cleveland. Still, it didn’t help. Besides, you need a rocket launcher to get a ball out of Safeco. I had to follow my heart.”
