Monday, January 27, 2025

‘Hey, rememeber that time Rob Gronkowski posed with that porn star?’ A mustached Rob...

While this year's Super Bowl Media Day passed with relatively few surprises, there were a few uncomfortable moments when New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski donned a fake mustache and proceeded to ask numerous news sources and members of the team if they "remembered that time" that Rob Gronkowski caused a stir by posing, shirtless, in a picture with porn star Bibi Jones.

Following advertisers’ leads, NFL leaks entire Super Bowl on YouTube five days before event

Following the lead of marketers like Honda and Toyota, the NFL has decided to build buzz for the Super Bowl by releasing the entire game on YouTube five days before the actual event.

Yanks get Hendry as Theo compensation for Red Sox

The Cubs and Red Sox today agreed on compensation for Theo Epstein, sending hapless former Chicago GM Jim Hendry to the Yankees where he'll wreak havoc in the Boston rival's front office for the next five to 10 years.

Kelly Clarkson promises ‘suckiest National Anthem performance ever’ at Super Bowl

“Forget Whitney Houston. Forget 1991. Hell, forget Christina Aguilera. I’m going to be remembered for being the worst,” said Clarkson. "Forgotten words, horrible sound, and a god-awful appearance. I'm going for the trifecta!

Marian Gaborik detained at Canadian border after sniper goal celebration

The Rangers’ Marian Gaborik has been called a “sniper” in the past, but never in the literal sense – that is until Canadian police arrested the All-Star for suspicious behavior Monday morning.

Coughlin undergoes ‘anti-smile’ surgery because he can’t stand how playoff wins make him look

After the Giants' NFC Championship win against the San Francisco 49ers last Sunday, coach Tom Coughlin couldn't stop smiling, as his team was headed to the Super Bowl. However, Coughlin has stated multiple times...

Heckler Comic: Last week’s goats get to play Sunday

By Rick Atkinson. Click for a larger version.