David Wright picks himself in 11th round of fantasy baseball draft
“I was actually gonna take myself in the 10th, but I knew I’d still be around,” Wright said. “I needed a pitcher pretty bad, so I snagged Kyle Lohse.”
Browns trade next 4 first-round picks and Lake Erie to Rams in exchange for...
In an unprecedented trade, the hapless Cleveland Browns have swapped four first-round draft picks and “a body of water to be named later” in exchange for the second pick in this year’s NFL draft—currently...
Rex Ryan boldly guarantees ‘at least one win’ for Jets next season
A day after admitting last year's Super Bowl guarantee was a "big mistake," Jets head coach Rex Ryan couldn't resist the urge to make another bold claim, stating that his team will win at least one game in 2012. He later doubled-down, saying he would quit his job if he wasn't correct.
Yankees ‘passed the hat’ to ensure Burnett’s trade to the Pirates
No one in the Yankees’ clubhouse will speak openly about it, but a grassroots movement in Tampa helped make the trade of A. J. Burnett to the Pirates earlier this week a reality.
Carlos Beltran cancels check for Jon Niese’s nosejob after Niese offers to pay for...
Jon Niese through he was returning a favor when he offered to pay for Carlos Beltran’s mole removal, but as it turned out, he was stuck with a bill for a nose job the former Met promised to pay for.
Bobby Valentine thrilled about acquiring the wrong Chris Carpenter
The Red Sox finally received compensation for Theo Epstein from the Cubs in the form of a right handed pitcher named Chris Carpenter – unfortunately nobody told new Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine the it wasn’t the Cy Young-winning Chris Carpenter.
J.R. Smith’s new haircut is a secret jab at LeBron’s hairline
“Son’s barber must have slipped up, he shoulda went to my dude, Andre in Bensonhurst” said Knicks fan Mookie. “Twenty minutes, he’d have him looking fresh.”
