Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Internet braces for slew of bad puns from hack writers in light of R.A....

"Just like Linsanity, it's only a matter of time before we get sick and tired of hearing about this feel-good story of an overachieving knuckleballer," said one blogger. "Seriously folks, it's going to get RA-Dickey-lous!"

Eli Manning dons Mets gear at Citi Field, promptly tears ACL, MCL

Eli Manning was honored over the weekend as "Most Valuable Dad" at Citi Field in a Father's Day tribute. The Mets brought in the two-time champion in the hopes he would help generate some...

MLB gives Mets Dickey’s no-hitter, 2000 World Series title

MLB changed that to an error on Wright this afternoon, and then gave the Mets the 2000 “Subway” World Series title while riding its momentum. The latter move was made primarily to stick it to the Yankees, whom Manhattanites can’t stand.

Theo locks himself in Red Sox clubhouse and refuses to come out until he...

When the Red Sox visited Wrigley Field this weekend, everyone expected Theo Epstein to have mixed emotions when facing his old team, but no one thought he'd react quite the way he did when the Cubs president locked himself in Boston's clubhouse and refused to leave until he was granted out of his five-year contract with Chicago.

Stern tells Celtics to make it more believable next time he orders them to...

"I said extend the series, not draw more attention to the league's corruption," said Stern. "Rigging the lottery was tough enough, now I have to deal with the Celtics letting LeBron [James] pour in 45? Let's make it a little believable guys."

‘Good effort, good job’ kid already most hated child in America

As the few diehards left the American Airlines Arena after their team’s game 5 loss to the Celtics, one encouraging young fan shouted the words that may forever go down in infamy: “Good effort. Good job.”

Naked guy in locker room overshadows Santana no-hitter

“It wasn’t me!” said Mets star, David Wright adamantly. “I’d never do anything to overshadow Johan’s performance … and if you look closely, that dude isn’t overshadowing anybody.”