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"When he approached me I was already infuriated to the point of sweating, which really isn't that big of a deal for me because I sweat when I sleep," Sabathia said. "But the guy kept asking me where Ronald was, so I told him who I was. He said his kid wanted a Grimace autograph more than a CC Sabathia autograph, so I told him off."

As the United States of America’s best warm-weather athletes walk out to represent their country during the Olympic games’ opening ceremonies, their domestically-attired chests not-so-proudly boast: “U.A.S.”

Under increasing pressure after the release of the Freeh Report to remove a prominent statue celebrating the storied career of coach Joe Paterno, Penn State officials have made a change to the statue's boilerplate.

With “Linsanity” cured in the tri-state area, the Knicks have turned their marketing attention to a new point guard duo.

Hours after getting drunk and signing with the Knicks, Jason Kidd sobered up long enough to remember he had signed with the Knicks, then drank away his sorrows. Kidd capped off the self-proclaimed "worst day of my life" by getting behind the wheel of his Escalade and crashing it into a tree.

John Benson, a resident of Silver Spring, Maryland claims to have been a fan of the Washington Capitals before the team acquired star player Alex Ovechkin. Although it is hard to believe, the team did exist before Ovechkin, who locals affectionately refer to as "Ovie."

TheHeckler.com presents "Clown Question Bro Time" to commemorate Bryce Harper's immortal words. If you thought it was Peanut Butter Jelly Time, wait until you get an eyeful of Clown Question Bro Time!