MLB suspends Dempster five games for hitting A-Rod just once
Highly criticized by fans and local media, at least one teammate said Dempster “didn’t have the guts to plunk the S.O.B. the second time he came to the plate. “
Cubs trade average player with super-hot wife to the Nationals
The Kim DeJesus era has come to an untimely end as her marginally talented husband David was dealt to the Nationals Monday afternoon.
Manning Brothers to team up with 1985 Chicago Bears for their next musical number
Fresh-off the success of their No. 1 Chart Topper “Football on Your Phone,” Peyton and Eli Manning have decided to work with one of the greatest influences known throughout the Hip Hop Community, the 1985 Chicago Bears.
Eagles receiver apologizes for attending Kenny Chesney concert
"From the bottom of my heart, I'd like to apologize to my coaches, teammates and fans for my extremely unbecoming behavior," said Cooper. "I sincerely regret my extremely questionable decision to attend a recent Kenny Chesney concert."
Yankees and A-Rod agree to resolve their differences on ‘The Jerry Springer Show’
The episode, which will be called "Naughty Players and the GM’s Who Love Them" is scheduled to air on the WGN Network after a Maury Povich re-run and before a new episode of "I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant."
Experts: Soriano trade gives Cubs 0.00000001% better chance of winning Series by 2095
"Without question, the Cubs chances at a World Series victory by 2095 have now improved ever so slightly," said ESPN baseball analyst Jayson Stark.
Senile old man wanders onto Citi Field, disrupts All-Stars by mumbling ‘Sweet Caroline’
Egged on by the raucous New York crowd, the man flailed his arms and turned around in circles for several minutes on the infield, while those in the stands screamed out unintelligible chants which sounded like "Bah-bah-bah" and "So-good, so-good, so-good."
