Friday, December 20, 2024

Astros and Mets to sit out 2014 MLB season

In a move that's being described as cost-cutting, convenient and pragmatic, the Houston Astros and New York Mets will sit out the upcoming Major League Baseball season.

Monday Night Football cancelled after Vikings-Giants game

"Popularity in the program has been declining for years, but not being able to flex out of an abysmal matchup of the two worst football teams outside Florida is a franchise-killer," said TV industry analyst Bob Holloway.

Conflicted nation can’t decide if they’d rather root against Red Sox or Cardinals

After a Shane Victorino grand slam sent the Boston Red Sox to face the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series, the nation collectively breathed a frustrated sigh as they tried to determine which of the two teams they disliked the least.

Gronkowski to media: ‘Gronk make footballs when white coat men say Gronk play strong...

"Gronk want strong! Gronk no want new ouch. Ouch make Gronk cry sad, no football play."

Missing child found unharmed in Mike Napoli’s beard

Two weeks after Billy Frisk, an eight-year-old Massachusetts second grader, was reported missing by his family, police report that he has been found, unharmed, having gotten lost in the massive forest of facial hair hanging from the chin of Boston Red Sox first baseman, Mike Napoli.

0-6 Giants rewarded with Chuck E Cheese party for trying really hard against Bears

For their efforts against the Bears, each Giants player was rewarded with four slices of pizza, two sodas and unlimited tokens.

Andy Reid bolts early from game with Eagles for Geno’s Philly Cheesesteaks

“I couldn’t hold it any longer. My tongue was hanging out thinking about the Wiz Cheesesteak sandwich and the Freedom Fries,“ Reid told ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, his BFF from his days as the Eagles coach.