Kirk Cousins really nervous after getting simultaneous Facebook friend requests from Snyder, Shanahan and...
Although the Redskins were expected to contend for a division title this year, the season has seen double-digit losses and constant infighting between Snyder, Shanahan and RG3. A nervous Cousins addressed the situation.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2013 (Eagles)
Play along as the Bears take on the Eagles in a game that may or may not have playoff implications thanks to the NFL's flex scheduling.
Jets wake up from dream, realize they’re actually 2-7, not 5-4
"This is bulls*@$!," Rex said groggily to the unnamed writer. "We're 5-4, I know it! No way they can fire me if we're 5-4, right? Let's go get a goddamn snack!"
Red Sox Nation celebrates title with promise not to talk about beards until NHL...
After a 6-1 game 6 victory over the St. Louis Cardinals gave them their third World Series title since 2004, fans of the Boston Red Sox have promised a grateful nation that they will stop talking about beards until NHL Playoffs begin.
Red Sox players dedicate World Series victory to Bobby Valentine
Although he was only their manager for one season, Red Sox players thought so highly of Bobby Valentine that they dedicated their 2013 World Series title to their former manager.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space win World Series
The Killer Klowns are strangely bearded space aliens who look like circus clowns. However, they take the form of professional baseball players and are known for terrorizing Major League Baseball.
Concussions and ACL injuries force NFL tacklers to focus on the balls
"Shots to the knees shorten careers while headhunting leads to long-term CTE issues," said NFLPA executive director DeMaurice Smith. "But your testicles? What's the worst that can happen, low sperm count?"
