Monday, November 18, 2024

Snyder tells Washington Post it can call team ‘Big Reds’ if that’s better

“Fine, if they don’t want to call my team ‘Redskins,' I totally understand,” Snyder said in a team press release. “They can at least compromise by using other references I’ve offered.”

Bartolo Colon wins inaugural Cross-Fat Games

The Cross-Fat Games combine High-Intensity Interval Eating with Olympic beer drinking and plyometric sundae snacking. The inaugural games were won by the rubinesque Colon who narrowly beat out former Lions QB Scott Mitchell, who is apparently now huge.

Guy who wouldn’t get a job at Perkins currently hosting Boston sports radio show

A day after Boston sports radio co-host Kirk Minihane issued a half-hearted apology for comments he made about Erin Andrews, saying if the female sportscaster gained 15 pounds she would be a waitress at...

Johnny Manziel wins ESPY for Perseverance

Previous recipients played an entire season through unbelievable adversity. However, none of those people could hold a candle to the man who was able to hang like a rock star in Vegas getting drunk on the back of an inflatable swan, all the while never missing a single OTA.

Enraged Miami fans lash out at LeBron by vowing to ignore Heat for another...

"We didn't care about the Heat for the four-year period between our first championship and the signing of LeBron, and we sure as hell won't care now," said George Varela of Pompano Beach.

Cavs fan wondering how to get burn marks out of his old LeBron jersey

"If you look at it, only about 25 percent is destroyed," said Sal Wellmuler of Shaker Heights. "About half of the rest of it is covered in soot and char marks. There's got to be a way to get that stuff out of it, right?"

Melo ultimately not swayed by other teams’ abilities to Photoshop him in their jerseys

"I give those teams a lot of credit," said Anthony. "It was really creative for them to do what all the bloggers have been doing for more than 10 years and Photoshop me in their jersey."