Air transferred out of footballs used to further inflate Belichick’s ego
"You may be wondering if we purposefully deflated our balls and the answer is 'Yes'," admitted a smug and unapologetic Belichick. "Sure, we had home field advantage and a better all-around team, but is that ever enough to stick it to your opponent?"
Rex Ryan names 2006 version of Rex Grossman Jets’ Week 6 starter
“Look guys, it’s really simple," said Ryan. "My Dad coached the Bears. They had a good defense and we have a good defense. Rex played for the Bears and almost beat Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl. 2006 Grossman is due. Plus, his name is Rex, and my name is also Rex.”
Boston media issues mass retraction of last week’s barrage of Brady-hating coverage
“We love Tom Brady. 100 percent of our Patriots coverage last week was taken out of context.”
Herbstreit: Loss to Northwestern ‘worst thing to ever happen to Penn State football program’
"This Penn State program is at the lowest I've ever seen it," said Herbstreit. "How do you let a mediocre Northwestern program come into your house and beat you by 23? It's just unconscionable."
Law enforcement agent actually sent NFL office a Spider-Man 2 DVD
"Wouldn't you know it?" said the law enforcement agent. "I double checked and the Ray Rice DVD was in my Spider-Man 2 Blu-Ray sleeve the whole time. I must have sent the wrong one. Man, this is embarrassing."
Heroic Johnny Manziel jumps off inflatable swan to save hot girl from bad selfie
The man now dubbed "Johnny Hero" jumped off of his inflatable party swan, grabbed the girl’s T-One Mobile Sidekick away from her and then -- while in mid-air -- found time to take a picture of himself giving his patented cash money sign, all before safely landing on a pile of rolled up hundreds he had misplaced earlier in the evening.
Verlander presents Jeter with Kate Upton before his last game at Comerica
Justin Verlander has arranged something that is likely to trump what any other team has given Jeter: swimsuit super model Kate Upton.
