Big East to add Hamburger University, Clown College, and the School of Rock
The question remains whether the Big East realizes that these are not actual institutions of higher learning with athletic programs, but their interest in them should be of no surprise – it’s money.
Jets lineman to IR with butt injury after boneheaded Mark Sanchez play
"Whether or not he needs a colostomy remains to be seen," Whitman said. "We are also running tests to see if Mark is suffering from concussion problems after the play."
Mets-sent ‘Dickey Extension’ email turns out to be erectile dysfunction spam
“We were had,” stated Ted Bender, a higher up in the Mets’ PR department. “I told them not to use this two-bit company, but they insisted. You’d be shocked what the bosses would do to save a few bucks.”
Notre Dame has God’s attention while Tebow is on the bench in New York
This has led to an abrupt change in the NCAA landscape, with Notre Dame going from a complete joke of a program to a team that can actually be competitive with the likes of Navy.
Sandy Alderson earns billion-dollar contract extension after getting rid of Jason Bay
"Today is a great day in New York history," said Fred Wilpon. "Mets fans should be on their knees in worship of Sandy Alderson for his wondrous job in getting rid of Bay. Sandy deserves nothing less than a billion-dollar extension for his work. Bravo Mr. Alderson, bravo."
Mets fans hold parade to celebrate Jason Bay’s departure
Detailed crowd analysis revealed that the parade, called the Bay Day March on Fiscal Freedom, got a better turnout than the San Francisco Giants did for their recent World Series rally.
A-Rod now just skywriting his number to all single women in New York
A-Rod paid an undisclosed sum to "Ralph Salvatore's Skywriters" for them to spell out, through the exhaust of their planes, his phone number along with the message, "A-Rods Digits, 4 Real, Hit Me Up Ladys!"
