Sunday, November 17, 2024

Heckler Comic: Jeter bails on Cubs series

The Yankees aren't the only ones upset about Derek Jeter being placed on the DL just before the team's series at Wrigley.

David Einhorn sells minority share of Mets for 10 Shake Shack cheeseburgers

Just months after buying 33% of the beleaguered New York Mets franchise, minority owner and hedge fund manager David Einhorn has agreed to sell his stake in the team for 10 Shake Shack double cheeseburgers.

Cubs sign Dwight Gooden for starting pitching depth

Former Cy Young winner and perpetual train wreck Dwight Gooden has signed with the Cubs through the end of the season to give their much maligned starting rotation some depth.

Reyes contract demands include changing first line of anthem to ‘Jose can you see’

You want to sign Jose Reyes? The conversation begins at $100 million, but that’s not the only contract stipulation causing teams to balk.

Newly freed and a ‘changed man,’ Burress vows to use trigger lock next time

“With the support of Jesus, the fans, and my family, I’ve learned the error of my ways,” Burress said. “I am a changed man. The next time I go into a nightclub with a bunch of strippers and hoodlums, I will have a trigger lock on my unregistered firearm."

Yankees fan blames home loss to Red Sox on girlfriend’s refusal to wear rally...

“It’s impossible,” Scaramone said. “There’s no way we would’ve lost if Sheila had worn her rally cap like I told her to.”

Jeter on pace for 3,000 hits sometime in June 2014

The Yankees shortstop has been progressing extremely slowly toward the milestone, averaging just 1.2 hits per month this season.