McIlroy celebrates US Open win with drug-fueled porn star orgy
"At such a tender age, Rory plays the sort of golf that energizes our fan base like no one else since Tiger Woods," said PGA Director Tim Finchem. "Unfortunately Rory also shares Woods' penchant for off-the-course excesses. We've got to figure out a way to cover this up."
Knicks to play with two balls at a time next season to keep Melo,...
“It’s pretty controversial, sure, but you have to remember that I haven’t tipped the scales in the Knicks’ favor since fixing the 1985 dra ... I’m doing it for the fans” Stern said on a conference call.
Rangers players try to stoke Bruins rivalry, realize no one in New York cares...
Watching the Boston Bruins' Stanley Cup victory parade from the Times Square ESPN Zone, Rangers’ star Wojtek Wolski and several of his teammates tried to stoke anti-Bruin fervor in the hopes of raising the Rangers’ profile in New York.
Williamsburg hipsters claim to be fans of Brooklyn Dodgers, watch entire ’55 World Series...
A group of young men recently gathered around a MacBook Pro at Barcade to watch the entire 1955 World Series on YouTube, declaring themselves avid fans of the Brooklyn Dodgers.
Cubs spruce up ‘dumpy’ Wrigley with new wallpaper
"The Yankees are the most famous team in all of sports and just got a brand new $2.3 billion stadium," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "And since people from around the league have recently started calling our stadium a dump, we had to do something to liven the place up."
Yankees offer to let Ricketts borrow some ‘baseball people’ to sort out his mess...
Bombers co-owner Hal Steinbrenner feels a degree of guilt over the mess of a franchise the Cubs have become and has offered to let Tom Ricketts borrow some “baseball people” for the extent of the three-game interleague series.
Yanks send Colon to DL with nonexistent left hamstring
“This was the first case I’d ever seen of a man having more ham than hamstring in his body, truly a marvel of modern medicine,” reported an anonymous doctor.
