Sunday, November 17, 2024

Jeter says hitting woes due to carpal tunnel he developed signing so many autographs,...

Derek Jeter recently insisted his decline in offensive productivity and fielding prowess had nothing to do with aging or his relationship with the Charlie’s Angel star, Minka Kelly. Instead, he claims, carpal tunnel is the culprit.

ESPN creates new stat that counts number of Met-like, agonizing losses a team has...

The new stat, called Total Mets Loss Factor (TMLF), will be determined by counting the number of agonizing, excruciating, heart and gut wrenching losses a team has per season, then rating them based on pain delivered to a fan of that team.

New study: Mets fanbase populated by red-headed stepchildren

A recent study has found the New York Mets' fanbase is in fact populated by a majority of red-headed stepchildren, which accounts for the way they're treated by the rest of the baseball world.

Archie Manning admits he only really loves the son that wins the Super Bowl...

During a recent interview with Barbara Walters, Archie Manning revealed that despite having fathered two of the best quarterbacks in recent history, he only really loves the son that wins the Super Bowl that year.

Heckler Comic: Rangers welcome Mets with Weiner Night

To celebrate the Mets' rare visit to Texas, the Rangers unveiled Weiner Night.

R.A. Dickey’s cell phone confiscated in wake of Anthony Weiner scandal

“They told me there was a correlation between hilarious last names and inappropriate behavior involving cell phone cameras,” said the stunned knuckler, who has not yet been charged with any wrongdoing. “I didn't even know my phone had a camera.”

Wilpons buckle to pressure, will again lower Citi Field wall

Owner Fred Wilpon announced today that the left field wall will be lowered three inches, and moved in two feet towards home plate. The process is believed to be costing the supposedly cash-strapped Wilpons upwards of $120 million.