Bravo debuts ‘The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin’
“'The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin' follows the affluent, bourgeois lives of his past, present, and future wives in the suburbs of New York City,” Bravo executive Andy Cohen said. “This series will explore the side of Tom Coughlin that you don’t see on the sidelines.”
ESPN broadcasts of Yankees-Red Sox games cancelled due to national indifference
“It’s about time. The games have gotten so stale that it feels like nothing ever happens,” said a high ranking employee at ESPN. “It’s like watching four and a half hours of 'Entourage' reruns every time they play.”
Sean Avery kicks cop’s ass for confusing him with Brian Boitano
When LAPD officer Frank Smith arrived at Sean Avery’s Hollywood Hills home in the wee hours of Friday morning, the last thing he expected was to get his ass kicked, but that’s exactly what is alleged to have happened when Officer Smith confused Avery with figure-skater Brian Boitano.
A-Rod claims he only goes to gambling parties because they’re a great place to...
“I’m not interested in throwing my life away for a stupid game,” said Rodriguez. “It’s true that I went to some of these parties, but I didn’t go there to play poker. I went to those parties because they’re a great place to score drugs and get laid.”
A-Rod accused of being overrated poker player
“Every time he got aces, he yelled ‘A-Bombs for A-Rod!’ to the entire table,” said self-proclaimed top poker player in the world, Phil Hellmuth. “He was easier to read than a children’s book.”
NYPD raises threat alert to red after Plaxico signs with Jets
Earlier this week, the NYPD officially raised their threat alert to the heightened red level when they learned that Plaxico Burress signed with the Jets and will remain in the New York area.
Eli Manning reports to camp after unfortunately returning from African charity trip unscathed
“Don’t me wrong, he’s still a top 25 quarterback,” said one fan who called into Mike Francesa's radio show on the Fan. “But, would I have been upset if he missed the rest of his career due to a tragic mauling while doing good works in Africa? Ehhh. Probably not.”
