Monday, November 18, 2024

Antonio Cromartie plans to field entire Pop Warner team with his children

The Jets’ Antonio Cromartie is one of the most electric cornerbacks in the NFL. He’s also the league’s most fertile man. In an effort to remain close to his children, Cromartie announced a plan to buy a Pop Warner team for them to play on together.

New York fans under 30 declare Mariano Rivera greatest Yankee of all time

Now that Mariano Rivera is the all-time MLB saves leader, many young New York fans are singing his praises and declaring him the greatest Yankee to ever live.

Goodell demotes Jags to UFL after blowout by Jets

After the Jets' drubbed Jacksonville 32-3 at MetLife Stadium Sunday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced the Jaguars would be demoted to the United Football League due to their horrendous play and terrible uniforms.

Unfortunate typo in fans’ ‘Resign Reyes’ signs cause Mets shortstop to quit

“Every night, I see hundreds of ‘Resign Jose Reyes’ signs, ‘Please Resign Jose,'” said a distraught Reyes. “I play this game with pride, and if the fans don’t want me, I don’t want to stay here and make them angry.”

Girardi files restraining order against Burnett to keep him off playoff roster

According to court documents, Burnett is not to be within 300 feet of Girardi at any time so not only will Burnett be left off the roster, he will not even be allowed in the dugout. The Yankees have given him the option to sit in the bullpen or purchase a luxury box at his own expense if he wishes to watch his teammates play for the title in person.

‘Undercover Boss’ backfires as Redskins backup QB Daniel Snyder killed by Giants defense

Tragedy struck the popular CBS reality show "Undercover Boss" Sunday afternoon when Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, posing as a backup quarterback for the team, was killed in the final seconds of the first half during Washington's game against the Giants.

Rex Ryan to open every press conference with an apology

Since his hire, Rex Ryan has made more controversial comments than any other NFL coach, and has never shown an ounce of remorse—until now. At his pre-game press conference Saturday, Ryan announced he would be turning over a new leaf.