Jose Reyes credits loss of pride from playing for the Mets as reason for...
“When they ask me to get nude, I had no problem,” said the speedy shortstop. “Five years ago, I'd never do this, but since I've played for the Mets my entire career, I no longer get embarrassed.”
Bills grappling with pros and cons of being only good NFL team in New...
“What have you done for us lately?” asked Bills WR Steve Johnson. “It’s funny. The Giants and Jets embarrass themselves and all of the sudden the Daily News, Post, Times ... all of 'em want a piece of us.”
With New York out, Fox cancels remainder of post-season
"With New York out of the picture, we have determined that the rest of the post-season is simply not fiscally viable," said Fox Sports spokesperson, Stacey Cooper. "We've informed [MLB commissioner] Bud Selig of our decision and he has, understandably, consented."
Yankees reportedly devastated after being eliminated by ‘third-class’ Tigers
"It is just disgusting that we lost to these bums," said Rodriguez. "Their payroll is only $100 million. What is this, 1999? Talk about living below the poverty line. They can't even afford personal assistants for their batboys."
Plagued by turnovers, Ryan switches Jets to Ravens-style ‘All Defense Offense’
“I invented the All Defense Offense,” Ryan declared. “I won a Super Bowl ring with the All Defense Offense. I made it work in Baltimore, and I can make it work here."
Verlander to pitch every inning for Tigers the rest of the playoffs
"Earlier this week I said Justin was done for the series, but that was before we gave up 10 runs Tuesday night," said Leyland. "He's all we've got right now so we're going to win or lose this thing by riding on Justin's arm."
Struggling Sabathia admits to being back on ‘The Crunch’
CC Sabathia and the Yankees are one game away from elimination, and CC Sabathia only has himself and a fictional naval commander to blame for it. During a post-game interview Monday night, a box of Peanut Butter Crunch, was visible in the hefty hurler’s locker, which led to his tearful admission that he was back on the Cap’n Crunch wagon.
