Monday, November 18, 2024

Eli Manning adds two letters to name, now ‘Elite Manning’

When Eli Manning stated he was in the same class as Tom Brady before the season, most laughed it off and refused to list him with the top quarterbacks in the game – now, they’ll have no choice but to call him “Elite.”

Jets fans shocked to learn Fireman Ed actually a plumber from Connecticut

The Jets are being rocked by another scandal as it's been discovered famous fan "Fireman Ed" Anzalone is not a New York City firefighter as he has long purported. Anzalone is actually a Connecticut-based plumber, devastating news to Jets fans across the country for whom Fireman Ed has been a symbol for more than 20 years.

Clemens demands prosecutors replace all the steroids he flushed down toilet

A day after requesting that prosecutors pay his attorney fees associated with his recent mistrial, disgraced former pitcher Roger Clemens is now demanding that authorities also replace the cache of steroids he flushed down his toilet in case there were raids on his home.

Yankees take credit for Khadafy killing

Celebrations rang through Libya Thursday when the evil tyrant Mohammar Qaddafi was finally brought to justice by a man in a Yankee cap, and the Yankees are claiming that it was no coincidence.

Knicks will not retain Spike Lee for 2012 season

The NBA lockout may keep the Knicks from making player moves, but that didn't stop them from cutting a familiar face loose on Thursday when it was announced Spike Lee would not have his season tickets renewed.

Jets sign Nick Mangold’s sister Holley to bolster offensive line

“You can’t teach size,” said GM Mike Tannenbaum of the 323-pound Mangold. “She’s bigger than Nicky, and he’s a Pro Bowler, why not keep it in the family?”

Crayola releases Tom Coughlin-inspired color: ‘Pissed-Off Red’

"We at the Crayola Company are very excited to introduce another color into our crayon family while honoring our close friend Tom Coughlin, the perpetually angry head coach of the New York Giants," said Spencer Helfman, Crayola's CEO.